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CMKX RedNeck Jokes as told by 'AverageInvestorAZ' on PalTalk August 28th 2004 - MORE COMING SOON!
Please, if you are offended easily then move on. If CMKX has got the best of you, then you might be one of these.

if a Big Block no longer makes you think of cars but of majority shares, then you just might be a CMKX Redneck.

if midnight eruptions only mean you had a dream of Mt. St. Helens , then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if people are always asking you if you have taken your Meds, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

If rumors of a PR are better than Caffeine, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if the first thing out of your mouth in the morning is "Any NEWS?", then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if the only thing that will get you out of bed in the morning is the PR siren, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if the words storm and crow no longer bring Poe to mind, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if when fondling your spouse you really are looking for diamonds or Certs, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if when someone mentions retirement you ask them how many shares, you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if when you think of the word addiction only "Got CMKX" comes to mind, then you just might be a CMKX Redneck.

if when your kids are asked to share and they hand out Certs, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if whenever you think of "Pounds Sterling", the word Diet come to mine, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you can hear the word "rumor" five miles away, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you can no longer make change because you can only count in increments of .0001, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you consider yourself an insider because your pet is named Urban, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you have turned your pool into an area overviews of the Flac region complete with drill sites, you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you keep calling up NASA asking for the PPS, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you no longer think of raggs as old clothes but in a "explitive/deleted" context, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you now use words like JEFF, NITE, BSIC, etc... when swearing, then you just might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you plan your trips by Goldak Areal Survey maps, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you think DD no longer means Drunk and Disorderly, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you think TA means something other than T*** and A**, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you think the word pumper is something other than a weightlifter or having sexual connotations, then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if your new legal name change contains the words, diamonds, CMKX, Melvin, Roger, UC.....n then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you've reprogrammed your doorbell to say "Got CMKX", then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you believe the world is ending because your stock only went up 33% today t hen you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you have contmplated either suicide or murder because your stock went down 33% in a day then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if you now need a calculator to do 1 + 1 because you can only deal in billions and billions then you might be a CMKX Redneck.

if your children give you lip or disagree with you and the word "basher" comes to mind then you might be a CMKX Redneck.